I think those people who know me very well or have seen my camera handphone, you will know that I am a cam-whore.

Ugly or pretty, I still take pictures of myself whenever I am DAMN SAD or DAMN HAPPY.

My computer has more than 10 000 pictures and my handphone has 1000 pictures...

Yes it is alot... 10 000 Jasmines everywhere.

But if you feel sad, what do you do? Cry to sleep? Or talk to a bird?

I realised most of the days I am feeling sad or happy. Why can't I feel emotionless?

So those times when I am really sad or happy, I will ..

1. OPEN MY WARDROBE

2. MATCH DIFFERENT KINDS OF CLOTHES

3. WEAR THEM

4. TAKE PICTURE

I just like the feeling of trying on different kinds of clothes. I even dug out my secondary school clothes to match with new clothes.

I even thought of sewing and changing the style of my clothes.

It is so fun, I like to see my different expressions in the pictures. They can be retarded, sad, happy or angry.

Most of the time when I am sad, I will have more sad pictures than happy pictures. My clothes will look dull too.

Happy, bright clothes. Sad, dull clothes.

I like grey, because it is between white and black, nothing to the extreme, just right in the middle.

No wonder girls like shopping! Every girl will want to buy NEW clothes, it makes them happy.

Yes, I love shopping too. But I love shopping when the clothes that I bought is cheap and nice. If it is expensive yet nice, I will never buy it because I will curse and swear at myself why did I waste money buying that top.

Ok..I have posted some pictures out of 50 today, haha. And windows photo gallery sucks, cannot photoshop at all, only brighten, contrast and colour adjustment. I want adobe photoshop!!!






I think I want to have curly hair.






EMO..why? Because I was late for EG1413 exams, thus I did badly for it. I didn't know I need to do citation, no time for conclusion and I misinterpreted the article. Don't be late for exams, it sucks. I was late for 10-15 mins. I need this 15 mins for my conclusion..sobs.


Brightening and contrast sucks. NONO. Is windows photo gallery sucks.

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jastubee =)) 3:08 PM.

MLE1101 supposed to be an easy paper but I did badly for it because I forgot about FCC or Tg or Tm and the magnetism forumula!

Why should we memorise formula? We should just apply them. Even if you go out to work as an engineer, you are using computer to generate the data, you need NOT write out the whole solution to solve a problem unless you want to be the next Albert Einstein.

I woke up quite early today to study, so I did not have enough sleep. I was reading the papers and under prime news it was this article that caught my attention.

Damn shocking, I didn't know there are such people on Earth.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0427/austria.html?rss

Austrian police have arrested a 73-year-old man accused of locking up his daughter in his cellar for 24 years, and fathering seven children with her.

Elisabeth Fritzl, 42, has accused her father, Josef, of 'massive crimes'. DNA tests are being conducted on Ms Fritzl and six surviving children.

Elisabeth Fritzl told investigators her father put her to sleep with an anaesthetic on 28 August 1984, handcuffing her in a locked basement.

AdvertisementOfficially, she was declared a missing person, with Interpol opening an investigation. Local authorities concluded she had been seized by a religious cult.

Ms Fritzl told police that she spent years imprisoned in an underground chamber beneath the family home near the eastern town of Amstetten.

She said she was 'regularly abused' by her father and their incestuous relationship produced seven children.

All the children appear to have been born in the basement. Investigators said one child, a twin, died shortly after birth. Police said the body was subsequently burned.

Three boys and three girls, now aged between five and 20, survived. Josef Fritzl legally adopted two boys and one girl.

Mr Fritzl is said to have told his wife, Rosemarie, and local authorities that three babies had been left by Elisabeth on their doorstep, in different years.

Each delivery was accompanied by a letter purportedly signed by Elisabeth Fritzl, saying she could not support the child because she already had others to care for.

The three adopted children, living with the man who was both their father and their grandfather, went to school as normal, seemingly unaware that their mother and three other siblings (a girl of 19, and boys of 18 and five) were trapped underground.

Elisabeth Fritzl and five of her children are now in hospital. All are being treated by a team of psychologists. Reports said the mother was physically frail and badly disturbed by her ordeal.

Neither neighbours nor social services appear to have had the slightest inkling that the woman and three of her children were imprisoned in their family home.

Police said the case only came to light after one of the girls, 19-year-old Kerstin, was admitted to hospital in a critical condition in mid-April.

Doctors stepped up efforts to find the mother, looking for background medical information, and Josef Fritzl brought his secret offspring into the family home.

He is said to have told his wife they suddenly reappeared.

Elisabeth Fritzl told investigators her mother knew nothing about the sexual abuse she had endured since the age of 11, some seven years before she was locked away.

Authorities found Elisabeth Fritzl and the three underground children yesterday evening.

Mr Fritzl gave police the security access codes to the basement this evening.

Police found several rooms 170 centimetres high, equipped with water and a television.





This is INCEST! GROSS.. and the 7 children didn't get to see the outside world at all. They thought that their life is just in that basement floor...

Just imagine you are locked up for 24 years and your father has sex with you. You even gave birth to 7 children.

So are your children supposed to call your father, "Ah Gong?" or "Papa"???

One of the 7 children is already 18 years old, I bet that pervertic old man has sex with his grandchildren aka children.

Elisabeth, who was locked up, is now 42 years old. 42-24years = 18years old when she was first locked up.

That pervertic Fritzl is now 73 years old. 73-24years = 49years old when he first locked Elisabeth and fathered 7 children.

49 years old still so potent? If 7children x 9 months = 63months= 5.25 years.

Minimum range of his age when he had sex with her is about 49 years old to 55 years old.

Something fishy here..did he really had sex with her? I thought guys who reached 40 years old, cannot UP liao?

I am not sure, but I know that MOST guys at the age of 40 just can't do it.

This Fritzl is really strong...

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jastubee =)) 4:36 PM.

I used to have the passion for physics, maths and I love to know how things work, so I applied for Mechanical Engineering in NUS.

Let me tell you, Engineering SUCKS BIG TIME. Or rather NUS sucks?

If you still insist to enter into that Fck up course, please smell your own backside.

You have been warned.

Why engineering sucks? Because when I first enter into this course, it induces me to hate engineering, my passion for engineering dies as fast as a negative exponential curve.

Where is the drive for me to learn more and be keen about engineering? NONE.

This course just pushes me too hard and I can't stand it.

I am not the only one facing it, even MUGGERS feel so demoralised after the exams because the exams are way too tedious.

My physics paper PC1432 was really bad for me, I can't do so many questions. One reason is because I still do not have the right concepts and another is because the questions are foreign to me.

I know all questions are supposed to be new to me, but those questions just came from hell, I don't know what the QUESTION IS TALKING ABOUT. Hell language.

And today, my maths paper MA1506 screwed all my friends in my clique. Even the potential first-class honours will be down-graded to second-class just because of that difficult paper.

Furthermore, it will screw people with third-class honours or no honours to FAIL. That will be me. I hope I can pass, because I left 4 out of 16 questions blank and the rest of the questions are either with no answers or pictures of a turtle.

I need rest, I am having eczema and I keep scratching my face. Stress is killing me softly.

Pampering my face, too dry and I need to moisturise it. Itchy, itchy, scratchy, scratchy, up and down my backie wackie.

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jastubee =)) 4:30 PM.

I was too stress out because exams are nearing and I do not have the time to read finish my lecture notes. Yesterday I only read Maths chapter 1...

Just that first chapter which would not be that important! Only 1 chpater because I woke up late and can't sit still to study.

Today I woke up at 1.30pm, at least earlier than yesterday...

Isaac decided to motivate me by showing me some funny and cute pictures of him and making a video for me.






Isaac told me before that he don't understand something about himself. I asked him what happened.

He said, "I don't know why I am so handsome."

WAH. My eyes just rolled up, I thought what happened! This guy so thick-skinned.. haha.

I am happily in love but not I am not happy studying... SAVE ME!!!

Heh heh, this 5 seconds video always makes me smile =))

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jastubee =)) 2:36 PM.

I am now eating my Brunch at 4pm because I just woke up.

I made Isaac very angry because my body refused to wake up. If I am sleeping 14 hours a day everyday, I think I can retake this semester, because I am way behind time.

I only studied physics when there are 4 more modules to study. And the more I study physics, the more I don't understand.

This is crazy!!!

Yesterday I was cutting some curly pubic-hair look-alike from my head.





Do you know how irritating those hair are? They are sticking out from my head and their texture is thick, then thin and then later thick again.

I hate thick curly pubic hair on my head! They belong to the wrong place!

Maybe my brain has turned into a reproductive organ because my brain has stopped functioning as a brain.

Why my brain can't force my body to wake up... I should throw away my brain if I screw my exams.

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jastubee =)) 4:41 PM.

I woke up at 11am today! Yippee.. haha. When I was reading my newspapers while drinking hot jasmine tea, suddenly I laughed so loud.

Yup, I was reading the speech by Wong Kan Seng delivered at the Parliament about Mas Selamat escape.

It was quite a number of pages of the reports, investigations and "recommendations" by Mr Wong and the Committee of Inquiry (COI)

Speaking of the COI, I was so familiar with the COI layout because I was dealing with the Nicholl Highyway COI for my English project.

I know the newly thought recommendations are useful, but if this kind of mistakes are repeated again, our clean slate would be doubly marred by the repeat of this incident.

Here is the part which I laughed:

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20080422/tap-342741-231650b.html

Mr Wong also spent some time addressing rumours that have been circulating around.

Opposition MP Low Thia Khiang asked if there was any truth to a rumour that Mas Selamat died during detention and that the government has simply staged the escape as a cover—up. (Do you think this is some kind of CSI or Hong Kong TV show, will Singapore do such things? It is possible in other countries, but heads will roll if Singapore do such things.)

"Instead of telling me about this groundless speculation, may I ask Mr Low if he believes that Mas Selamat has died?"(Wong Kan Seng bui song Mr Low because he asked a dumb question)

"No, I don’t," answered Mr Low, which put an end to the question. (Fire in the hole. Your question is indeed groundless, because by common sense and intuition, you have just answered yourself.)

While he acknowledged complacency in the operations of the detention centre, Mr Wong dismissed suggestions that his ministry had been complacent in supervising its departments.

He said: "Within individual units, there could be some slackening in some ways. I can’t guarantee that would not happen because in any human organisation, there would be human weaknesses displayed and unfortunately, things do happen that we don’t want to see."

Mas selamat looks big-sized, but since he can squeezed through the ventilation window in the toilet and cushioned his body with 7 rolls of tissue, he is indeed pint-sized and intelligent.

All policeman..okok some policemen are dumb or rather not doing their job. They are too used to the regular routines and thus became too complacent, hence giving an opportunity for prisoners to escape.

I hope that this incident serves as a stark reminder to us and that such human errors can be eliminated or reduced.

There are enough Mas Selamats in our vicinities. I have enough being stalked by him everyday, please don't include more prisoners in the wanted list again. I don't feel secure. Thanks.

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jastubee =)) 11:33 AM.

My Physics exam starts this Saturday!

I have to stop spending more time sleeping than studying.

The postman rang the bell in the afternoon, my father called me during lunch time, my mother's morning call and Isaac's morning call all didn't wake me up.

My mother and father don't usually call me, so it is weird that they called me today. Everybody is concerned about me!

I was still drooling away at 2pm.

I really have to kick this habit. Isaac gave me a lecture and told me that everybody scolds me because they care about me. They don't want me to waste so much time as exams are nearing.

Haiz...I really wish I can wake up. Really, but I just don't know why my body is getting worse day by day.

I want to go for a full body check up or maybe mental check up too. I don't have the determination or perseverence to push my body to wake up.

My father just came into my room just now and said, "Jia you, we are behind you, do your best ok!"

I felt so guilty typing my blog while he was encouraging me.

Sunday birthday celebration with my parents, brother and AMMA!


Pai seh, only 1 picture because I was too busy eating the famous crab noodle at Ang Mo Kio.

Ok, I am going to study! Yes, better study...

Papa, mama, Isaac and friends, I will kick that habit. I must! God, save me too, help me kick this habit!

Have a blessed day=))

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jastubee =)) 8:11 PM.

Saturday was dearee's birthday. It was a half day thing from evening because I was not free in the morning till afternoon. I had a surprise for her. She waited the whole afternoon for me.

Dearee got herself all dolled up at 1.30pm, even though I told her that I would reach at 4-5pm. She saw me carrying a NTUC plastic bag when I reached her place. She looked so blur la! She asked me what was inside the plastic bag but I remained silent as surprises are not meant to be said. I went into her place, she opened the plastic bag.

Guess what is inside the plastic bag? The following photo is the surprise I wanted to give her all along.

A root beer buttered raisin cake made by me.


Can you see what's on the cake?


I know you can't really see what's decorated on the cake. So allow me to tell you. Those colour rice made the number "20" because it was her 20th birthday. Beside the "20" was actually an exclaimation "!" mark. Why was there the "!" mark? She thought it should be the word "th" instead. Actually I wanted to put the word "th", but there wasn't enough space for it because the "20" was too big. So I just thought of putting the "!" mark. Haha, abit screwed up.

Below are actually chocolate chips. I decorated her name "JAS" but I know you can't see it. Surrounding the colour rice and the chocolate chips were actually crumps made from digestive biscuits.

So happy!


Happy birthday to dearee.


Wo de niang zi(my wife) cutting the cake.


Yum yum cake.


We went out after eating the cake, were walking towards the bus stop. Suddenly she thought of asking her dad if he could lend us his car for the day. He actually allowed! Thank you uncle.

Definitely I was the one driving.


Topping up fuel.


Dinner at Suntec's Swensens.




The pasta was super spicy because of the black pepper.


Fried mushroom.


So nice!


Waiting for her to finish her food.




Banana crumble! Seeing this pic makes me hungry now. Haha.


We walked around Suntec looking at apparels while waiting for the movie to be screened. We watched untraceable and both of us liked the show. She only like action movies, so I guess I will have a difficult time choosing shows to watch with her. She will sleep if she watch romantic shows.

I told her that she was so fortunate. Others only celebrated their birthday once in a year, but yet she celebrated 4 days in a row. Uni friends, working friends, me, her family.

Anyway, for your info, those words "wo de niang zi" were actually requested by her.

Blogged by Isaac.

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jastubee =)) 11:50 PM.

Finally slowpoke uploaded the photos we took last Friday! Felicia, Janna and I have been harassing her for the photos. Haha.

At Breeks.




Act cute.


They said Act Dao. So I acted dao. Dao in chinese means knife. Shi yun felt so cold seeing me trying to be lame.


I am the best at acting retarded. haha.


This is the cutest picture! We look like some cartoon character.





NYDC mudpies! Felicia and me. The mudpies were too delicious and cold that was why I shivered with joy.


Shi Yun and Janna.




Ivan was trying hard to find me in NYDC, he paid the bill for our table. =0!


Yummy! I love brownies.




I can't wait to go Bangkok with you!

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jastubee =)) 2:28 PM.

Before I upload any pictures, I want to apologise to Darbee, Isaac.

The day when I study overnight with my friends.





My body clock was screwed up on Wednesday night, I stayed over in school to study and slept for 2 hours! I need to have at least 6 hours of sleep..or else the next few days, I will feel as if I am jet-lagged.

Yes..I am feeling jet-lagged now because I just woke up.

I slept at 1am yesterday and woke up at 3pm today. Isaac kept giving me morning calls but I went back to sleep again.

The more he called to wake me up, the more I was feeling irritated.

So I kind of vent my frustrations on him when I finally woke up because I realised I wasted the morning away..as usual.

Today is my 1st year anniversary with Isaac too. I don't have time to celebrate with him because I woke up late so I need to study later.

Waking up at 1pm or 2pm is my habit whenever I have no school on that day. Isaac would be calling quite a number of times to wake me up, but being a pig, I still continue to sleep.

This is bad, I know.

I have been sleeping in lectures too. On thursday it was worse, I heard nothing or learnt nothing from electrical engineering lecture. I was dozing off during English lesson too. And I know my ANG MO teacher didn't like it. He saw me trying to open my eye lids with my eyes rolling backwards...

I was taking notes while sleeping... that was why, my notes were like this! Jude was beside me and he was shocked to see what I have written... it was some arabic language.


WHAT IS THIS???


Ivan:
u wake up now instead?
Ivan:
hahaha
Me:
yah
Ivan:
OMG
Ivan:
u r the real sleeping beauty
Me:
wth
Me:
i slept from 1am to 3pm..
Me:
can die
Ivan:
hahahaha sleeping beauty like tht wan mah
Ivan:
ask issac to kiss u next time
Ivan:
hahahaha
Ivan:
or should i say ask him give u a wake up call loh
Me:
haha e suprising thing is tt, isaac kept calling me
Me:
but i still went back to sleep
Ivan:
oh yr prince charming did kiss u just that his love for u not powerful enuff lah hahahahaha
Ivan:
r u on drugs or u have been popping pills and poking with needles har?
Ivan:
how come can sleep so long wan.. yr body clock not working liao
Me:
haiz, I think something wrong with my body
Me:
I always sleep during lectures
Me:
and everytime I try to open my eyes
Me:
i will just fall asleep again.
Ivan:
hmmm... not suprise
Ivan:
u r a sick chicken.. so to speak lah
Me:
why chicken?
Ivan:
hokkien army term loh
Ivan:
yr hokkien good enuff to firgue it out?
Me:
ji?
Me:
prostitute ar
Ivan:
not really lah hahahaha
Ivan:
next time issac enlist liao u will know
Ivan:
is a common term

Wth is a sick chicken? I went to ask around and they said sick chicken means army guys who always fall sick and need to seek Medical Officer.

Speaking of army, Isaac is enlisting on 9th July. That is fast. He will be training in Tekong, haha. I want him to be an officer, can earn big bucks.

I guess..really something wrong with my body, are there people there who can sleep for 14 hours or more? I slept for 18 hours before, haha.

Please enlighten me or else I will feel that I am having some illness or maybe I am dying soon.

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jastubee =)) 3:35 PM.

Yesterday I stayed back in school to study with Jessleen, Hong Ju, Chin Huat, Kim and Federick. Will show some proof soon.

But I will never want to stay back in the library to study again. I need to rest! No rest, my brain can't adsorb any information.

I was sleeping on the floor for 2 hours ++ I bathed there too.

http://www.straitstimes.com/Free/Story/STIStory_228046.html

1m hoax '999' calls: Warning posters from cops
20% of calls from kids - a key group targeted by police

They are putting up posters to warn the public not to indulge in nuisance calls to the 999 hotline and are investigating more of such calls now.

Prank calls - which number about two every minute - are a perennial problem which the police want to stamp out.

The posters - printed in English, Chinese, Malay and Tamil - will be put up in primary schools and preschools and displayed at grassroots events.






Bad posters. NO POINT. Do you know kids are still immature, you think they know all these are warnings?

And the posters do not reflect the repercussions of calling 999 for fun.

During my first glance at the posters, I thought the posters were reminding me about Mas Selamat and to call 999 immediately.

I just saw the huge 999 numbers.

The 999 numbers take up about 1/4 of the poster. If I see from far, the only thing I can see from the poster is 999. Unless I have perfect eyesight.

BUT DO KIDS HAVE PERFECT EYESIGHT?

NO!

Singapore's myopia rates are one of the highest in the world. Children prefer computer games to playground/outdoor activities.

So whatever the kids see from the posters from a far, they only see 999.

Once they registered the number in their head, they will try calling 999 to anticipate what kind of kinder surprise they will get.

Please...when the kids see the posters, you think they bother to read those small little captions? They just see the 999!

And they will try caling 999.

I can bet with you majority of the kids at least tried to call 999 once.

I admitted I did call 999 not only once but a few times. That was in the past. I called, then I hung up. I thought it was fun to give prank calls to the police I used to look up to.

Isaac also said he called for fun before.

If you didn't call 999 before, it is because you are not inquisitive or maybe you are not a kid, you are too mature to be a kid.

Please change that posters. Why enlarge and emphasize the numbers 999?

Why not have a better heading like,

"DON'T CALL 999 FOR FUN OR ELSE..."

The word "DON'T" is the main subject in here. It is informing kids and people that they should not call 999.

Use a negative word better than "CALL 999 if necessary"

Because people may tend to call.

So the marketing department for Singapore Police Force, it is up to you to change the posters, but if you want to make this message impactful please think about how kids will think when they see your posters.

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jastubee =)) 2:03 PM.

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jastubee =)) 6:05 PM.

My mother passed me a plastic bag of used bottles and used shampoo containers.


She told me to dump that plastic bag into this bin which is below my house.


Wah! I threw it in and I felt so good as my family is doing their part to save the environment.


Please save the environment. If my mama knows how to save water, save electricity and save the environment. You should also play your part too.

When wiping your &Q*^$Q*#$^Q* after you pee, please use 3-5 pieces of toilet roll. As in 5 squares of toilet papers. Fold them and you can have such a thick tissue to wipe your *(#^$*Q#^*Q#%^)*Q^





My friends use so much toilet paper just to wipe their #(&#(*^#(*^P#.

Everytime I was in the toilet with them. I can hear them rolling the toilet roll about 3 times, I can imagine how much tissue paper they use. I asked them and they said they use alot. They just don't wipe once, they also roll the toilet roll again to tear out another set of tissue paper to wipe for the last time.

Usually I use 3 pieces of paper and I can fold so thick to ensure my &*^#*^Q# is clean. If not go back home, you still need to bathe. Save the environment, there is nothing to save your *(&$##(*^&#.

I have printed too many papers for my lecture notes and school papers. It is time to do things online by reading my lecture notes off my laptop.

But if I still can't concentrate reading off my laptop, I guess I will have to print it out, but of course I will use a program called Fineprint which will save more ink and save more paper.

Don't use the electricity at home. Go to a public area to use their electricity. The lights and aircon are often on, sometimes there are many seats in the library or in the classrooms. Go in and make use of it because it is ON for you.

So I have decided to study in the library 2ml! Mug with my university friends.

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jastubee =)) 11:10 PM.

Pictures KEPT by Shi Yun. Felicia and Janna accused Shi yun for hiding photos taken during our outings. Haha.

Yes, I deleted an entry just now because I think I was too vulgar. I should just forgive the person for saying ugly things or maybe she just don't know how to understand the whole picture.

Everybody has brains, if you only listen to a one-sided story, you will only hurt people. If you trust me and know me that well, you will know that there is more than what it seems. Understand the real source and intention before jumping into a nonsensical conclusion. Don't accuse somebody who has done nothing against her conscience. Know both sides of the story and don't plainly agree with whatever you hear..or else you can forget about this friendship. Think about it and you need not apologised because I have forgiven you.

Sorry I digressed...

Went out with Felicia, Shi Yun and Janna to eat Breeks and later mudpies at NYDC. I only have a picture of me and Shi yun. I have to demand more pictures from her. Lol.

Yup, I wore the shirt I bought online. Wanted to look like a boy, so I brought my cap... I am so handsome.


Thanks Felicia, Janna and Pocahontas for the 2 grey dresses!!! I love my friends and my dresses. Haha.



Here is the climax. I thought I only watched this kind of thing happening in drama shows.

Here it goes.

During dinner with Felicia, Shi Yun and Janna, Ivan, my online friend of 2 years whom I haven't seen before messaged me happy birthday and told me he was in town. I replied I was in town too. He said that he was in Heeren so if I am near there he could come to say hi.

Felicia was craving for NYDC mudpies. Coincidentally, we went to Heeren's NYDC. Ivan messaged me to ask what birthday present I want. I said I have nothing that I want and told him I was in NYDC Heeren.

BTW... Ivan is 33 years old. Bald and unmarried. Loves rock songs. He is the only one I can click with when I want to discuss rock musics with him. I have been talking to him online for 2 years not meeting him at all. I know him through STomp.

We were in NYDC and he tried finding me. When I first saw him, he really looked like a superstar. He is bald, wore gothic clothes with black printed cargo pants. Look almost like Daughtry, American idol finalist, and also a little bit like Vin Diesel, actor of XXX.

Daughtry


Vin Diesel


It is just that Ivan has a very thick moustache and maybe a goatee..can't really see from far. Really looks like a classic rocker. Damn cool. Don't look uncle at all.

He was at the NYDC counter staring at me. He talked to the waiter, or rather the overall in charge. My friends and I were curious wth he was doing.

He was just a 5 metres away and he called me. He told me not to ask what he was doing. The NYDC in charge smiled at me.

We started eating our order mudpies. We ordered 3 mudpies! Each about $10++

Ivan finally came forward to our table, flashed his credit card and said to me and my friends, "Enjoy your meal, I have settled the bill for you." and he walked away!!!

I ran after him to thank him because we were too stunned to even thank him.

Wah, we didn't dare leave NYDC because we didn't call for the bill so we confirmed with a waitress. She immediately said that our bill was already settled. Wow...seemed like they knew that a generous man came to settle a bill for a birthday girl.

DAMN COOL!!!

Shi yun even said that we should have ordered more! Haha. Funny her! Oei..pictures hor.

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jastubee =)) 10:59 PM.

We ended school at 6pm on thursday. Han Sheng and Patrick sent all of us to Suntec City to hav dinner at Kushin-Bo.


Jessleen, Kiat Ju and Me


Chin Huat and Hong Ju






FEDERICK 27 years old, the rest Chin Huat, Hong Ju and Han Sheng are 22 years old




Kiat Ju that joker.


The 2 cars. Left is Han Sheng's car, 4D number of his carplate no came out once. Right is the noisy Federick aka Patrick's car.




Acting cool with his customised car.


Traffic Jam at Keppel Road.


Hong Ju with Patrick's smelly bear (not washed and dried in about 2 -4 years). HAHA.

Kiat Ju finding her sexy FBT shorts in Carrefour


Another sexy girl buying FBT shorts.


Sexy man not buying any FBT shorts. HAHA.


Sexy girl acting stupid.


Sexy Kiat Ju looking at colouful rubberbands.


My first plate, I ate too much rice!!


Look at the lobster in the middle. Kiat Ju and I rushed for it when we heard, "Dong Dong Dong, Kushin-Bo...."


Paper steamboat. Yummy soup.


My favourite! 2nd plate..all prawns!


Chin Huat's Dong Dong desert.



















Scholar Gays feeding each other.


Hong Ju feeding me.


I wanted to try the ice cream, but let Hong Ju try first. So i fed him.


Hong Ju that ass! He tricked me! He gave me a green tea icecream and I ate it. But there wasabi right below the ice cream. I spat it out because wasabi is too hot for me and I will cry if I eat alot of them.






Patrick's girl friend Katherine or Catherine.. She is a lawyer!! Damn elegant and class.


You told me you were full..










Heh, my xmm looks!



This couple is Engaged!!! I am still too young to get engaged..crap.


Group pic at Kusin-Bo. Hong Ju is not in the picture because he rushed off for his Hall meeting.


Comrad Hotel for supper...






My disgusting Singapore Sling.






What a sweet couple~


Came back home at 1am plus. WOOT! Yesterday I went out with Felicia, Shi Yun and Janna! More pics to come.

I am going to get ready to bathe and go out with Isaac soon.

People celebrate their birthdays in one day, I celebrate my birthday in 5 days! Sunday with family and 1 more day with my bestfriends!

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jastubee =)) 12:40 PM.

How and when did this word "Tubee" originates?

Since primary school. Primary 4. I have this primary school classmate Rosyln who kept calling me tubee. Together we came out with this orginal cartoon called tubee.

Tubee has become my trademark. In my secondary school days, I kept drawing Tubee everywhere. On my textbooks and papers until my secondary school friends know how Tubee looks like.

There used to be a Mashimaro and Tarepanda craze, I thought of sending in my tubee character so that I can have my own tubee plushie, tubee plates/forks and spoons, tubee shirt, tubee costumes.

People tried learning how to draw tubee, and Hui Ying still drew the best. Shi Yun always ruined my Tubee image, haha.

Tubee pronounced as Two-Bae
Sex: Male
Age: 11 years old (born when I was in Primary 4)
Likes: Jasmine, being drawn
Dislikes: being runied
Wife: Wahbhiter prononuced as Wo-Bi-Tert

In the past, I was crazy drawing the Tubee's family tree. There were alot of tubees. But I have forgotten most of their names and the way they are drawn. I just drew it and I am not sure if this is the original ones. I must go and dig out my secondary school textbooks to find my Tubee's family tree!

Tubee's family. The dogpie is screwed up..I can't remember..


Digitally drawn, made of ovals..



I even have class t-shirts with Tubee on it. My secondary school class shirt. Roslyn saw me in a poly open house one day and she recognised me on the spot because of my Tubee class t-shirt. She asked happily "Wow, you still remember Tubee!"



Jua Him, my secondary school crush last time kept calling me 2B pencil. During exams, the teacher announced the instructions for the exam papers, when she emphasized the word "Please shade with a 2B pencil", my classmates would turn around to smile at me or tease me.

My NUS orientation group shirt.



I don't mind if you call me tubee. I have many tubee versions. Tubee, jastubee, lambee.

Ok btw lambee is my maple account and how it originated?

I don't want to call my ex-boyfriend "dear", so I call him "lamb" and I added the "ee" becomes "lambee"

Now I call Isaac "Darling+tubee" = "Darbee"

Isaac calls me "Dear+tubee" = "Dearee"

Tubee you rocks!

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jastubee =)) 2:25 PM.

Face Bank, it will swallow your coin but I think it wastes alot of your time if you are inserting alot of coins inside. You have to wait for the face bank to swallow before you choke it up with more coins.


The face bank looks so cute like a living pet, but it is damn useless. I save my money by throwing my money into a plastic box which you can find in coffee shops whenever you dao bao food back. They are very useful, don't throw those containers!

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jastubee =)) 1:17 PM.

As usual, my daily routines.... not only blog hopping but livejournal hopping! I love window shopping online, especially livejournal shops because they are user-friendly and alot of shops are linked to each other!

My university friends know I am crazy over grey because I am wearing grey almost everyday. I can even wear top and bottom grey plus a grey jacket. And Jessleen and Kiat Ju will comment, "Jas, you are very grey again. Haha."

My favourite colour is definitely grey, maybe I should set up an online shop called greytubee.livejournal.com

Haha definitely not, because my target consumers will be damn small, I need to have a good brand name that can attract more target audience. A good brand name must be neutral, easy to remember and short.

I went to collect all the beautiful grey tops and dresses. I make sure you will love grey after I have shown you all the pictures of beautiful grey clothing. If you still don't like grey, money back guarantee! Jkjk.

She is gorgeous! http://www.vivianlly.com is her blog and http://vivianlly.livejournal.com is her shop. I want to buy this dress but Isaac said not nice... He wants me to save money!



Kiat Ju and I hearts this!


Pei Ling's blog is http://peonykiss.wordpress.com and her online shop is http://agneselle.livejournal.com . She is SIM Hey Gorgeous, indeed whatever she wears, she looks gorgeous!


http://nellyjoy.livejournal.com I only like a few of her clothes like this one! I saw this in Mary Jane, a shop in VivoCity, I wanted to buy, but it cost $42!!! Save your money by going online to shop. A major tip!


http://hervelvetvase.livejournal.com . They are so popular that they have their own website http://hervelvetvase.com


http://agirlslabel.livejournal.com . They are the second most popular after Nellyjoy. Grey clothes again. haha. Especially grey boyfriend shirts!




http://0149cm.livejournal.com A sexy grey dress!


http://bonitiochio.livejournal.com/ Sweet grey dress but it will be too long for me...


http://www.shoplah.com Shi Yun bought this top, but she bought it from http://www.theteraclub.com instead.



http://affairee.livejournal.com Chio bu!!! Once somebody is chio and confident, whatever she wears, she will look great in it. Grey rocks!




ok after presenting some of the grey clothes, do you like grey?

I hope you do! Please do, I made some effort to influence all of you.

If you don't, recommend me more grey clothes from online shops! Tell me about it!

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jastubee =)) 11:05 PM.

2-faced baby


I give you money because you are GOD.


Come and look at my unique baby.


I deserve to have one face, I want to lead a normal life, please remove the other face.


They are so cute. Erm should it be she is so cute?


The baby looks sad. Luckily she is born in India, the people in India still can accept her.


I was disgusted when I saw today's news about a 2-faced baby. I find the baby very pitiful to be born with 2 faces, you have to buy 2 pairs of spectacles and contact lenses or apply more lipsticks and foundation. When the baby grows up, must her boyfriend kiss her twice too? Or just kiss her/them in the middle of the faces to be fair?

Ok that is not funny, but I rather die than to have people worshipping me for having 2 faces. I don't know why the Indian community are so overwhelmed and overjoyed by this human defect.

She's only a few days old and already a baby girl in Northern India is being worshipped as a reincarnated god.
Since then, people in her rural village have been singing and dancing — offering money and asking for her blessings.
The parents are hoping the government will help with medical treatments needed for their baby girl in the future.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337492,00.html

Yes of course I don't believe in reincarnation so I just cannot understand their way of thinking.

Have you ever thought of how the 2-faced baby will feel when he grows up? I think he will be mocked and targetted at.

Maybe in India, it would be different, when people see you with 2 faces, they will bow infront of you and praise you.

But if you see a 2-faced human walking in Orchard road, Singapore, instead of bowing, they may just stare at you, run away and it will only invite gossips, rumours and teases.


I found something else about defects on baby. Indian Girl Born With 8 Limbs.


Half human half spider?

www.thefetus.net/images/article-images/Soft_tissue/congicthyosis_sbv/congicthyo_sbv.swf


Her village see this baby as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess.

Again? Human defects just make you more holy than other normal human being. I think this mentality is wrong, maybe not in the context of a India.

Children born with deformities in deeply traditional rural parts of India, like the remote village in the northern state of Bihar that Lakshmi hails from, are often viewed as reincarnated gods. The young girl is no different — she is named after the four-armed Hindu goddess of wealth.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308439,00.html

Warning... another human defect. You may vomit your dinner if you see the pictures. But I will put 2 pictures out of 5 which are less scary...

Harlequin-type ichthyosis (also harlequin ichthyosis, ichthyosis congenita, or keratosis diffusa fetalis), a skin disease, is the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis, characterized by a thickening of the keratin layer in fetal human skin. In sufferers of the disease, the skin contains massive, diamond-shaped scales, and tends to give off a reddish color. In addition, the eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages may be abnormally contracted.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis

Skin grows too fast.


Half snake, half human.


You can see this 30 seconds clip of the alien baby drinking his milk.



I think when I tried so hard, screamed so hard to give birth to my baby and I realised he is a harlequin baby, I will just faint right on the spot. I want a normal-looking baby who can grow up, study, have friends and have family without have extra pressure by the society.

I know abortion is wrong, but it is ethical to me that when the doctors detected a defect on my baby, I am allowed to abort it.

This issue has always been debatable about abortion is always wrong. But abortion is not wrong when you know that the baby's life will be in danger when you have defects on your body.

If my baby is autistic or has down-syndrome, I will still want to keep him. But if my baby's life is in danger, I ought to be more practical by "killing" him before I see it dying again when he is out of my tummy.

There are alot more defects such as having a heart outside a baby's body, it is called ectopia cordis where the chest fails to close properly over part of the heart.

The survivor rate is 2 million to one. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3910561.stm

I will still opt for abortion if my baby has these defects.

What happened to your hand? warty "roots" began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml


The welts spread across his body unchecked and soon he was left unable to carry out everyday household tasks.

Sacked from his job and deserted by his wife, Dede has been raising his two children - now in their late teens - in poverty, resigned to the fact that local doctors had no cure for his condition.

To make ends meet he even joined a local "freak show", parading in front of a paying audience alongside victims of other peculiar diseases.

Although supported by his extended family, he was often a target of abuse and ridicule in his rural fishing village.

So he earned money by showing off his hands like the Lord of The Rings-Waking Tree



I thought growing trees out of your hands are imagined in fantasy stories. I didn't expect that "incurring the wrath" of a tree will make you cursed and face retribution by having trees growing out of your body.


Human defects are unpleasant and unacceptable to most people, but somehow certain groups of people see this as a blessing to them which they think can bring them wealth.

Is this the right way of thinking? Human defects= money?
I think it is wrong to me...

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jastubee =)) 9:26 PM.

I have wasted alot of saltish urine out of my eyes, so it is time for me to be happy. I must be positive and optimistic. I must make sure the people around me are happy too.

I started looking out for funny pictures and I collected a few. Some of them you might have seen it before.

Take the $200 from my funeral money.



I knew it! I can't taste the difference between Pepsi and Coca Cola..so this is the reason why.



Why are you killing dead bodies? They are already dead.



If I am caught in a traffic jam and I saw this irritating sign, I will bash the worker real hard.



I rather not patronise your shop.



Mas Selamat as a Malay woman, he looks real gay.



Green Hulk still looks better than you.



This is such a turn off.



If you attack us with your sword, our Singapore armed forces attack you with guns.



Felicia's rabbit! Haha, since when did muffin(Felicia's rabbit's name) turn into Mas Selamat? What magical potion did you feed to your rabbit?



No shirt, free drinks, will lead to free molest and free sex.



You put "always open" as your motto in life because you know that things will always work out for you, if you meet up with obstacles you will still try your best to overcome it. But when you have tried too much and you are really tired, there is no way that you can always stick to the motto, it is time to let go, give up and move on.



Screw all men.



You have become part of my life, it is possible that I can't live without it.


I will still continue to try and try, I don't want to run away from problems, or else the more I will urine.

Please, I don't want to urine anymore, I have enough.

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jastubee =)) 9:32 PM.

During the semester break, my family may be going overseas. Of course with the free flight tickets.

I want to go to Egypt!! Cairo!

I better draw up a proposal after exams to persuade my parents about going to Egypt, haha.

My mother wanted to go to Canda, Rocky Mountains. But my mother's legs have always been giving her problems, so it is better for her not to climb those mountains. And we have been to Canada, Whistler, to ski too, so I don't want to visit Canada again, haha.

I went do a little research. Almost everything about Egypt is Brown!
This is one of the famous 7 wonders.












I love those pictures, the sky is so blue and the sand is so brown. I really want to travel to Egypt so badly.

I hope the clothes and food there are cheaper than South Africa or London... or else I will come back home empty-handed again... DAMN.

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jastubee =)) 11:18 PM.

I was at the saloon from 12pm to 4pm!!! Just to rebond my fringe and cut my hair. You may think my hairstylist is damn slow..haha

Eventhough she may not be fastidious but she is meticulous!

Every strand of my hair matters to her, whether I look pretty also matters to her.

Rebonding of my fringe took 2.5 hours!

2 years ago, I rebonded my whole head, it took 8 hours! Done by her too.

In the saloon.


There is a ghost in the mirror.


My new hair!!! Nice or not nice please tell me. I don't mind if you say my hair sucks because now I feel like a XMM. XMM stands for xiao mei mei, means I can't look hot or sexy. I only can look cute and adorable. DAMN.




But I look more feminine now..


My hair used to be so long but it is gone! GONE!... sobs. I find my hair too short now!




My hair parting is not so visible now. My hair parting used to be so clear that it looked like 1 long line of bald spot. Now I look like I have planted more strands of hair onto my scalp. If you think you are losing hair, don't go Beijing 101 or Yun Nan, just change your parting or cut your hair shorter. I think that is what they did too, haha.


XMM back to school. I look so young now, gosh.


I make sure on my 20th birthday, I won't get pissed of because I am getting older, but instead I should be happy that I look younger! haha.

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jastubee =)) 11:50 PM.

Everytime you receive a letter or a mail from your mailbox, will you tear the envelope immediately? I just stripped the envelope very quickly just like tearing a tissue paper.

Private and confidential

It is from DBS, Yeah, I have finally recieved my ibanking device.


2nd mail from Mr Postman. What is it? "Specially for me"? When I saw that word "specially", I knew it was the shirt I ordered through Yue Rui from the online shop LED With <3.

http://ledwithlove.livejournal.com/3819.html#cutid1. It is called the Linus and it costs $23, they charge me $21 instead because the lady boss is Yue Rui's friend. Nice lady boss! She is also very efficient and fast because when I replied her on Tuesday, she said she mailed it on Wednesday and predicted that I will receive my shirt today! Yes, I got it today! So happy=))

I heard many ugly stories from my friends that the clothing they see online is different from what they receive. Hearing complaints that the quality sucks or the colour looks different from the pictures online.


Then I started cam-whoring and trying my new BOYFRIEND shirt! Yes, it is the new trend now and it is called the boyfriend shirt because you can take any man's shirt to transform to a new dress!


You can wear it with shorts.


Or with a belt!


Good quality



You can wear the shirt as a shirt dress too!


Sweeetttttt


My father just came back home from Malaysia and I greeted him with excitement! I begged him to lend me his Goldlion working shirt, because I wonder whether it will look good on me. But it is too big!


It is no longer called Boyfriend shirt, it is called Papa's shirt


Acccessorising it with a belt and you can make a Papa's shirt to a Boyfriend shirt!


Speaking of my birthday which falls on 12th April next Saturday, I am going to celebrate with Isaac on Saturday, Parents on Saturday or Sunday, my uni friends on Thursday at Kushin Bo. It is a Japanese buffet restaurant and 7 people will be turning up to give me a treat! WOo so happy=))

I wonder what suprise Isaac is going to give me again. I can't wait!

And my parents decided to sponsor for my hair cut and rebonding of my fringe. My hair is too long and my fringe is too curly. Haha. Thanks for that birthday present, mama and papa.

Tomorrow I am going to meet my hairstylist..sound as if the hairstylist is some kind of professional right? But no, she is just an aunty from some normal hair saloon located below my house.

I hope my hair will look good tomorrow or else I won't want to face people!

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jastubee =)) 10:59 PM.

How I wish I am in my secondary school days when I do not have to worry about money or fake friends.

I rather be young, naive, ignorant and immature.

Because the more I am mature, the more I think about my future, the more I have to think about my life, career, love, family and MONEY.

I am so stressed out over money because the people around me are aspiring to reach 1 million dollars. They are in the process of making 1 million dollars.

How I wish I can just lead a simple life and don't care about making more money or being rich.

I dream about being rich, but I love leading a simple life with a simple family and a stable income.

So today I have decided to choose what I love. I want to lead a simple life.

So stop talking about money to me. I am not ready. I am still young and immature.

I need time, I am sorry.

How I wish I can stop stressing myself out over money.

Should I ask my parents for a monthly allowance? They pay me $10 for every school day and provide transportation fees for me but when I calculate the total amount I received as my allowance in a month it is about $200.

Many of my friends are receiving $500 a month.

But I still can survive with $100++ a month because I save about 3/8 of my allowance.

But my savings will be all gone in a few months time when I go to Bangkok or buy my 1year anniversary gift for Isaac.

It is not nice to ask money from my parents because I still can survive with the sufficient amount of money.

They paid all my school fees and ....countless things. I should stop taking their money and find a job, but I can't cope with my studies...

But when my friends voice out that savings is very important to start your own business or buy nice products to pamper yourself, I realise I may need more.

I need more because the money in my bank is not rising for these few months.

Usually people will spend from their savings but as time goes by, your savings should increase too.

But because I have little allowance so I can't save alot. If only I got $500 as my allowance, I can save $400!!! My savings will start increasing linearly or maybe exponentially.

Haiz, but I can't think of any reasons to ask for an increase for my allowance. If I can get $300 a month I will be happy.

Maybe I should just be satisfied with what I have. NVM, I am so fickle-minded. I should just go back home for dinner, eat $2 Yong Tau Fu in School and not buy extra snacks. As long as the food fills up my stomach, I am contented.

Don't be surprise if my birthday present for you is quite cheapskate because I have to take from my own allowance.

Please understand.

That is why I prefer making things for people! I rather spend my time sewing, colouring, designing and other cheap ways to come out with a present. It shows my sincerity and I am happy with that.

Would you rather receive a present that I make, or a $30 000 Cartier watch?


I bet you all want that watch. I am so sad, why not just find a rich friend. I am a poor friend who can't satisfy herself, her family, her boyfriend or her friends with expensive or branded products.

OMG, wtf am I talking about money again. Stop stressing myself over money ok.

Money money money, please get out of my mind.

Study, study, study, be ignorant, be ignorant, be ignorant please enter my mind.

How I wish I am a baby. When I fall down, I won't curse myself or stress myself out.

I laugh at things that are not funny.

When I cry, I don't know why I cry for, I just cry for fun because my shit is tickling my butt and I need you to clean it up for me.

I need not care who is competing with me, backstabbing me, or playing around with me.

I just want to be a baby.

How I wish I can laugh for a very long time.


I want to have a baby, babies are so cute, haha. In this short clip, laughter is supposed to be contagious, when 1 baby laughed, all babies laughed. But I just smiled instead.


Of course I can't be a baby, but it is just not the right time for me to think about my future. Please give me time and I will advance and plan slowly.

Where is my laughter?

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jastubee =)) 11:52 PM.

I want to have Nam Gyu Ri's hair style, she is so hot in here! Centre parting is the in thing now. And I don't know whether I should have wavy hair..argh contemplating.
BTW she is from the korean female group, Seeya.








She had a boob slip, but heng her hair was long enough to cover her nipple. haha.






Ate Ajisan Ramen with Isaac in Junction 8 after school. Ton toro rocks!


Fried beancurd.


Isaac at Ajisen Ramen after work.


I shopped again. The salesgirl was such a nice lady, she demostrated different kind of belts on her body and told me some tips. This is what a salegirl should do and I like it. But I am not that dumb to listen 100% of what the salesgirl said, at least I never buy the waist belt which cost $12 from Purpur. 2 for $20, but I really love the belts, I am going to buy them soon from BK, haha.

So I bought a top which the salesgirl introduced to me, it was so sweet, it was love at first sight. It is a halter top for $29.90, less than my budget of $30, haha. I am going to wear this to Bangkok too. WOOT. Ignore that silver belt, it totally doesn't match with my top.


SACRS! My birthmark and my BCG mark, I also have a scar on my lower arm. How did that scar come about? I was damn good in netball, so everybody wanted to snatch the ball away from me. So my friend who was my girl guide partner pushed me to grab the ball. Was it an accident? I am not sure, lol. But I forgave her. At least now people can recognise me from the back just by looking at that ugly scar. It is ok.



Why is that a lump there? It was because when the wound was healing, I kept bending my elbows, so the pus gathered there or something.



I wished my arms are so long that while standing straight, my arms can reach my knees, then I can qualify to become a goal keeper. Haha.


I don't like this belt, I like those waist belts that I tried in Purpur.

I bought this from Europe, but can't remember where. Either Rome, Paris, Venice or London.



Damn, I better stop shopping. I am still waiting for a shirt to be mailed to my house. I bought the shirt online.


Anyway the clothes are cheap yet sweet.

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jastubee =)) 10:00 PM.