Thursday, February 24, 2005
JOEY got attitude problem
THis guy changed history, he is JOEY
1. Ming Song pon school, then my chemistry teacher, Mdm koh asked the class what had happened to MIng Song. Joey raised his voice and said, " Ming Song got dengue fever!"
2. We were doing a project recently on napoleon. He is a noble and charismatic leader. You know what JOey said? " He raped 30 women!" my GP teacher, MR Tan was like, " are you sure, you can't just change history like that, are you trying to ruin his reputation?"
3. We are doing a debate, it is fact that 90& and above of paedophiles are man. Joey wanted his speech to be read out as, 75% men and 25% women. How can he discrminate the women?
4. During maths tutorial, MR Lai called Wang Peng out, he wanted to warn Wang Peng to dye his golden hair back to black. A few of us asked Joey what had happened to Wang Peng, he said, " he mah chu hua"(he scolded vulgariteis) yeah...rite.
5. About vulgarities, Joey was presenting Agamenon. He said agamenon said vulgarities. Gp teacher, Mr Tan said, " are you sure again? Vulgarities means sexual words or crude words, are you trying to be funny again?"
6. Worst of all, because we are opposing that paedophiles should not be castrated. Paedophiles are people who violate children sexually. Joey said that he read from an article that have sex with CHILDREN will cure AIDs! wad nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to compile this because, i blew my top today in front of Joey. He knew i was angry, finally after school, he presented a better copy of the debate speech. I hope he will change, he is nice person actually. Just a little pervertic.
Lucky he did not send me home, because he said he wanted to talk to my father. You know why? Because i told my papa about Joey's attitude problem. Therefore Joey wanted to talk to my papa to clarify his doubts. Is nice of him to wait for my bus in amk central to come before returning home. i still remembered, " i accompany you, because later if anything happen to you, i feel guilty." good guy but has lots of attitude problem
1. Ming Song pon school, then my chemistry teacher, Mdm koh asked the class what had happened to MIng Song. Joey raised his voice and said, " Ming Song got dengue fever!"
2. We were doing a project recently on napoleon. He is a noble and charismatic leader. You know what JOey said? " He raped 30 women!" my GP teacher, MR Tan was like, " are you sure, you can't just change history like that, are you trying to ruin his reputation?"
3. We are doing a debate, it is fact that 90& and above of paedophiles are man. Joey wanted his speech to be read out as, 75% men and 25% women. How can he discrminate the women?
4. During maths tutorial, MR Lai called Wang Peng out, he wanted to warn Wang Peng to dye his golden hair back to black. A few of us asked Joey what had happened to Wang Peng, he said, " he mah chu hua"(he scolded vulgariteis) yeah...rite.
5. About vulgarities, Joey was presenting Agamenon. He said agamenon said vulgarities. Gp teacher, Mr Tan said, " are you sure again? Vulgarities means sexual words or crude words, are you trying to be funny again?"
6. Worst of all, because we are opposing that paedophiles should not be castrated. Paedophiles are people who violate children sexually. Joey said that he read from an article that have sex with CHILDREN will cure AIDs! wad nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to compile this because, i blew my top today in front of Joey. He knew i was angry, finally after school, he presented a better copy of the debate speech. I hope he will change, he is nice person actually. Just a little pervertic.
Lucky he did not send me home, because he said he wanted to talk to my father. You know why? Because i told my papa about Joey's attitude problem. Therefore Joey wanted to talk to my papa to clarify his doubts. Is nice of him to wait for my bus in amk central to come before returning home. i still remembered, " i accompany you, because later if anything happen to you, i feel guilty." good guy but has lots of attitude problem
jastubee =)) 6:10 PM.
Friday, February 18, 2005
A shen jing bing day
i am supposed to present a speech to the college during morning assembly. i was standing anxiously near the flag pole infront of my class. "Schola, selang diri" DIE, i was afraid i forgot my speech. I had memorised this short speech the day before. Papa and mama also taught me about projecting my voice and speaking naturally.
MUAHAHAH, you know what? After many people made the annoucements, i thought i was the last one to present. Suprisngly, the coucillor said, " There is no more announcement, have a nice day you may go." ???????? er... i wanted to run up the platform where the principle and the councillor stand, telling them that i had an announcment to make. BUT, everyone was moving to their lectures already. Heck, forget it, i am saved, no need to say liao.
i called kenneth and eugene early in the morning hoping that they can bring a dictionary for me. haiz, don't know why i forgot. Lao ren chi dai zhen. ken did not pick up the phone, eugene IS A PIG. his maid kept waking him up, but this pig continued sleeping. Finally, kenneth brought a dictionary one period before General Paper Lesson. If fatty( MR TAN) never spot check on whether we had a dictionary, I WILL KILL HIM! er.yah, he did not bring up the topic of checking that everyone has a dictionary. HE MUST DIE!
OPps, later i realised i FORGOT to bring my PE kits! i got PE after school. BLOODY HELL man, lucky ying hui helped me asked a guy classmate, Wang Peng to bring an extra shirt for me.
His shirt is DAMN DAMN big. can see through the armpit hole, lucky got shave my armpit hair few days ago. haha. Besides that, can see inside also! that is why i kept on grabbing hold of the collar of my shirt.
After school, Eugene, Kenneth, Joel, Hui ying, Yign Hui and i went to Kim loong's house. He had 1 large freaky dog, 3 puppies which looked so innocent, submissive and docile. They are actually ...cute. haha EXCEPT FOR THE BIG MAMA DOG. haha she was locked up in the cage, i was saluting and waving hello to her. This dog did not reply me. At least she should wave its hand right?
We used kim loong's computer to research on GP debate. The debate question is, " should we castrate Paedophile?" IS THE FATTY pervertic and disgusting? I rather go castrate his testicles..Oops..8.30 we left his house. kenneth, eugene, joel and i went to S11 near the DonDon japanese restaurant. We played zhong ji mi ma, 1st round i gana, 2nd round is melvin, 3rd round... melvin was the one to pick a number. now i was left with either saying 2 0r 3. i wanted eugene to kana. melvin told me, : Say 2!, Say 2. i thought he wanted to help me. NaH! i was tricked, i said 2... And i was forced to eat the ikan billis mixed with wasabi and chili flakes. I rejected, then ken went to eat it. hmm, still qian joel they all ren ching. oh yah, got scolded for coming back home near curfew time at 11.00pm during school days.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..today is sheng jing bing
MUAHAHAH, you know what? After many people made the annoucements, i thought i was the last one to present. Suprisngly, the coucillor said, " There is no more announcement, have a nice day you may go." ???????? er... i wanted to run up the platform where the principle and the councillor stand, telling them that i had an announcment to make. BUT, everyone was moving to their lectures already. Heck, forget it, i am saved, no need to say liao.
i called kenneth and eugene early in the morning hoping that they can bring a dictionary for me. haiz, don't know why i forgot. Lao ren chi dai zhen. ken did not pick up the phone, eugene IS A PIG. his maid kept waking him up, but this pig continued sleeping. Finally, kenneth brought a dictionary one period before General Paper Lesson. If fatty( MR TAN) never spot check on whether we had a dictionary, I WILL KILL HIM! er.yah, he did not bring up the topic of checking that everyone has a dictionary. HE MUST DIE!
OPps, later i realised i FORGOT to bring my PE kits! i got PE after school. BLOODY HELL man, lucky ying hui helped me asked a guy classmate, Wang Peng to bring an extra shirt for me.
His shirt is DAMN DAMN big. can see through the armpit hole, lucky got shave my armpit hair few days ago. haha. Besides that, can see inside also! that is why i kept on grabbing hold of the collar of my shirt.
After school, Eugene, Kenneth, Joel, Hui ying, Yign Hui and i went to Kim loong's house. He had 1 large freaky dog, 3 puppies which looked so innocent, submissive and docile. They are actually ...cute. haha EXCEPT FOR THE BIG MAMA DOG. haha she was locked up in the cage, i was saluting and waving hello to her. This dog did not reply me. At least she should wave its hand right?
We used kim loong's computer to research on GP debate. The debate question is, " should we castrate Paedophile?" IS THE FATTY pervertic and disgusting? I rather go castrate his testicles..Oops..8.30 we left his house. kenneth, eugene, joel and i went to S11 near the DonDon japanese restaurant. We played zhong ji mi ma, 1st round i gana, 2nd round is melvin, 3rd round... melvin was the one to pick a number. now i was left with either saying 2 0r 3. i wanted eugene to kana. melvin told me, : Say 2!, Say 2. i thought he wanted to help me. NaH! i was tricked, i said 2... And i was forced to eat the ikan billis mixed with wasabi and chili flakes. I rejected, then ken went to eat it. hmm, still qian joel they all ren ching. oh yah, got scolded for coming back home near curfew time at 11.00pm during school days.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..today is sheng jing bing
jastubee =)) 11:40 AM.
Friday, February 04, 2005
after i lost my pencil box teddy bear..sth happen
during break, joey(a guy not a girl :P) took my pencil box and chucked it into his bag. when i was in physics tutorial, i realised i lost my pencil box! ahhh! i searched my bag frantically, hoping that i could find it. Nah...i must have misplaced it..its GONE!
Hmm..i suspect joey took it..i don't know why i got that gut feeling. When he went to the loo to SHIT, i immediately guan ming zhen da open Joey's bag. AH HAH! i found my OP pink pencil box. He is a "STEALER". I am going to rebuke and blast him with harsh words if he returned back from the restroom.
"Hey, Joey! why the hell did you take my pencil box for?" He just smiled.. Hmm. i looked at my pencil box, i felt so weird... it seemed that the pencil box does not belongs to me. OH MY WHITE TEDDY BEAR! its GONE!
"Joey! DID you see my teddy bear?" he searched his bag, threw his books out of his bags, papers flew everywhere. oh no...there is no sign of my white teddy bear. MIn yu gave me this bear for my birthday present ever since sec 1. It has been with me for 4 years. I washed it when it becomes dirty. I still remembered Abigail and Wan xin used my bear to wipe the pink gel. The bear has also been some sort of masturbated by the guys(2I 2002). The bear accompanied me for every tests and exams. It was my lucky charm.
something bad happened after my bear was gone. during GP tutorial. The FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, NOT SKINNY, NOT LEAN, NOT SLIM mr phillip tan punished joey, me, ying hui and valerie. ( we did not do his project homework..actually we did not know we must do). Our punishment was to research on Napoleon bonaparte, vladimir lenin and Agamnenon, the next day we had to present our research to the class. DARN!
Joey, Ming Song, Valerie and Ying Hui came to my house for the project. It was quite late at night. The two paranoid guys kept on listening to er xin songs, e.g Right Said Fred- I'm too sexy. They kept singing this song. Ying Hui was like OMG. Yeah we finished the project by writing our research onto the transparency.
Oh yah, i've forgotten a part when we took a lift to my house. It was quite squeezy. There was a couple(50 yrs ++) who could not stand the smell of our body odour( we came back from PE 3.2km run). Especailly Joey, he was the smelliest of all. He fanned his shirt in front of the old lady. She covered her nose on smelling the stench smell. He asked, " Hui chou mah?" (smelly anot?" She said, " HEN CHOU!"(very smelly!) haha, we laughed all the way to my house.
Hmm..i suspect joey took it..i don't know why i got that gut feeling. When he went to the loo to SHIT, i immediately guan ming zhen da open Joey's bag. AH HAH! i found my OP pink pencil box. He is a "STEALER". I am going to rebuke and blast him with harsh words if he returned back from the restroom.
"Hey, Joey! why the hell did you take my pencil box for?" He just smiled.. Hmm. i looked at my pencil box, i felt so weird... it seemed that the pencil box does not belongs to me. OH MY WHITE TEDDY BEAR! its GONE!
"Joey! DID you see my teddy bear?" he searched his bag, threw his books out of his bags, papers flew everywhere. oh no...there is no sign of my white teddy bear. MIn yu gave me this bear for my birthday present ever since sec 1. It has been with me for 4 years. I washed it when it becomes dirty. I still remembered Abigail and Wan xin used my bear to wipe the pink gel. The bear has also been some sort of masturbated by the guys(2I 2002). The bear accompanied me for every tests and exams. It was my lucky charm.
something bad happened after my bear was gone. during GP tutorial. The FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, NOT SKINNY, NOT LEAN, NOT SLIM mr phillip tan punished joey, me, ying hui and valerie. ( we did not do his project homework..actually we did not know we must do). Our punishment was to research on Napoleon bonaparte, vladimir lenin and Agamnenon, the next day we had to present our research to the class. DARN!
Joey, Ming Song, Valerie and Ying Hui came to my house for the project. It was quite late at night. The two paranoid guys kept on listening to er xin songs, e.g Right Said Fred- I'm too sexy. They kept singing this song. Ying Hui was like OMG. Yeah we finished the project by writing our research onto the transparency.
Oh yah, i've forgotten a part when we took a lift to my house. It was quite squeezy. There was a couple(50 yrs ++) who could not stand the smell of our body odour( we came back from PE 3.2km run). Especailly Joey, he was the smelliest of all. He fanned his shirt in front of the old lady. She covered her nose on smelling the stench smell. He asked, " Hui chou mah?" (smelly anot?" She said, " HEN CHOU!"(very smelly!) haha, we laughed all the way to my house.
jastubee =)) 7:13 PM.
